All About Britney Spears

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A lady walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy -- I cant give you cyanide to kill your husband Thats against the law Ill lose my license, theyll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacists wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didnt tell me you had a prescription!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan. "Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable.""Uncle Sam" says, "Fill it with water!"

Public Comments

1. haha
2. Done
3. i liked them both
4. HAHAHA>....i love it.......yes you get a star
5. I gave you a star! I needed a good laugh! Thanks.
6. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
7. it would probably be funnier if it were being TOLD to me, rather than it being read
8. that was so fucking awesome
9. Second joke is really good. Homer laugh. You get star.
10. First one deserves a star... the second one is too cruel. It takes away the star. But you'll still get it... it's my friends birthday today.
11. I liked them both. I had heard the first one before. They are both funny! Here's your star! Have a nice day!
12. Funny!
13. Yeah sure..I liked both of them..Thanks for the laughs..Here's a star for you,dear :)
14. good one you got a star
15. Ha ha ha ha! I haven't had a good laugh ever since bowser was a baby you get a good star!