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A Canadian, Osama bin Ladin and Uncle Sam Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan. Uncle Sam (a former civil engineer) asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable." Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."

Public Comments

Wow. I think we all just got a little dumber from that... That's the point jayne. Glad you got your GED.
star for you.... v v clever although I am now a tad worried about the infidels already in Afghanistan!
Arghhhhh!
Hell yeah, that was great!!! star for you!!! (signed, Bebop, an infidel and proud of it) @mar.D yeah, that Jack Schitt joke was great, but there was that one dude who reported you and a couple of my jokes as well. I still think he's an a-hole.
well that guy def did because its not dumber, its more dumb and i gave you a star
Cool! I like how it makes Uncle Sam the smartest, most strategical one. It was a good little humorous story. Im so going to star it! :P
WEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hopefully it doesn't get deleted like my Jack Schitt joke!! some people don't know humor!! koodos, a *4U!!!!
lol nice hellz yeah =) star for you
lmao... I've heard it before but it's one of my 10 most favorite jokes!!! Well done Katydid!
Nice one!!!!!!!! A BIG STAR FOR YOU!!!!!