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Is a Britney Spears really a can opener?

I asked what a Britney Spears was and everyone says it is a pop singer but then a person gave me a very good answer that it was a can opener. Which one is true? Please help I would like to stop by Wal-Mart and buy one.

Public Comments

1. That is funny .....
2. you are right as you are jealous of her because she is a great pop singer
3. She is more of a corkscrew. A little ditzy blond ( I am sure that is dye) and corky. Not my favorite pop star musically.
4. Good question, it's like on of those, "if a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, can I move to Amsterdam and open a coffeeshop" questions When In doubt, I usually go with "C", but since you only gave us to possibilities, the correct answer must therefore be "D" all the above. (Ha Ha and you thought you won this round, try again Dr Evil) Oh and in Germany, American's are jelly donuts, so there you are.
5. Nooo how dare you dis can openers like that. Shame on you . what did those poor can openers ever do to you to make you call them Britney Spears...Have you no compassion for can openers ?? You should be ashamed of yourself.
6. do a web search rather than ask here again!
7. You can't buy one at Wal Mart, or anywhere else in the real world, as it is a cartoon object. You've seen wiley coyote pick the black portable hole up off the ground and throw it against a wall, then climb through it? well, there you are. That is what a Britney spears is. A cartoon worm hole.
8. she loves lamp
9. Up here in Canada, a Britney Spears is a door stopper. They are made a dense blond wood and are hollow. I don't think Wal-Mart carries them, but I know you can get them a Canadian Tire. Next spring they are coming out with the "Federline" Vac-O-Matic. It sucks and is good for nothing. I've already put my name on the waiting list.