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How do I become Britney Spears?

I love Britney Spears and I would love to be her some day because she is so great and she's such an annoying retard and almost every person in the world hates her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, I am bored!!! I just feel like asking a bunch of stupid questions!!!!

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i dont get it....
Shave your hair off.
so why do u want to be her then??
lol are you bored???? didnt you jst ask how to be retarted??
Take drugs - get chubby - get divorced - have kids and treat them mean - be trash - there you go Britney No2
WHAT IS WITH YOU AND RETARDS? You're half way there because of your "retarded" questions...
shave your head get married do drugs lose your kids and go to re-hab what a dream!
ok...weird..only chriss crocker would do that
shave your head, give 2 babies to kevin federline andtake drugs, then go to rehab, but make it not work and then keep being the annoying retard you are while singing the gayest song ever, "gimme more"
well first you have to start saying "y'all" every other word.
Shave your head, run over people in your car, endanger your children, and have psychological bread-downs in public. Plus, reveal your body for money. Enjoy!
So you want to become a no talent, white trash, crazy, party animal, with lots of money? Easy, win the lottery and move to LA.
Think you are best being yourself, please dont try and be someone who is fading into a brink of distruction!! I still love Britney though.
if you really wanna be britney then hey halloween is coming around very soon,all your dreams may come true for a night at least.lol
1. shave your head 2.marry an idiot 3.do drugs 4. have kids 5. do more drugs 6.divorce idiot husband 7.lose kids to idiot ex-husband 8. do drugs to ease the pain. 9.repeat as needed.
just study her biographies and manerisms and you will slowly turn into her.
No one can BE someone else. You need to be the best of who YOU are............whatever you admire about Ms. Spears, you can emulate and be a poor substitute of her, or find your own niche and become a star in your own right.
Lmao, now that is funny!
well first off, you need to make a crappy album then marry a back-up dancer, have two kids, become a drug addict drunk, and then do stupid sh!t with your kids and there you go. You are now Britney Spears! Congrats!
Drink, do drugs, become a no underwear wearing slut and hangout with people just as bad
Do the following things: *marry an idiotic back up dancer *have two kids *divorce back up dancer *violate a lot of driving laws *do a lot of drugs *drink/party a lot *do NOT wear underwear (they're sooooo overrated) *shave your head (again, sooooo overrated) *go to rehab *repeat in any order Have fun. :D
shave ur hair gain a couple pounds
get drunk and go to rehab
Well, for starters you have to run off and marry someone who already has a child and a baby on the way; get engaged, get married, produce two children in two years; don't practice any parenting skills and start doing whatever you like, the kids are not all that and a bag of chips so you have to entertain yourself; divorce your husband and start having party time for yourself, you have to eat enough so you will have a pronounced muffin top when you wear pants (but, don't worry about that too much. (Britney very rarely wears any pants including undies.) You have to be able to chew gum, non-stop; chew it all the time and in every conversation, make sure that you crack your gum every now and then. When you are driving, wear sunglasses and don't pay attention to anyone when they are around the car.) Turn the wheel in any direction and hit the cars around you like you are in a bumper car. (Don't worry about this either; Brit doesn't. Just drive off if you hit something.) Remember, the party begins whenever you are there. Drink everything you can get your hands on and experiment with drugs when they are offered (you don't want to appear out of the loop) and when you go to a party, wear a bikini or something really revealing. If it is a dress; don't forget; NO PANTIES EVER!!! When you exit an automobile, make sure you take the pictures of everyone around (you know what I am talking about!! Don't play dumb!!) You have to shave your head and find the most terrible looking wig or extensions you can find. Have them put on your head and then wear a dew rag on your head. Either laugh or cry when you get in a crowd. Don't be non-commital; it has to be one or the other. Flirt with guys you don't know and have sex with them when you get the opportunity. If you can sing, that only makes it more believable but, if you can't, don't worry about it. You'll come pretty close. Don't associate with your parents or anyone who tells you that you need to change your attitude and way of doing things. You are a star and noone tells you what to do!! That's about it.